Shawn: I know, and that's why I'm here to offer our services.
Lassiter: I'd rather shower with a bear.
S2E15 "Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion"
Shawn: Of course, if you're really feeling it, we can hold hands.
Lassiter: I would rather wear those shoes that look like gloves.
Psych 3: This is Gus
Shawn: Sure you don't wanna tag along?
Lassiter: I would rather adopt a child.
S4E8 "Let's Get Hairy"
Gus: You want to go home, or you want to go watch your dad hit on that lady doctor for a while?
Shawn: I'd rather dip my jewels in honey, and then go on a bear watch.
S4E15 "The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode"
Juliet: Look at this letter I found in The Courier from last month.
Lassiter: The Courier? No. I would rather French kiss a hobo than read anything in that rag.
S4E15 "The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode"
Shawn: Now, come on, let's hug it out.
Lassiter: I would rather fall in love with a vegan.
S5E14 "The Polarizing Express"
Shawn: I'm sorry, come on, let's hug it out.
Lassiter: I would rather learn to play the harp.
S6E3 "This Episode Sucks"
Gus: Lassie? Jules? I've never been so excited to see you ever. Come on, hug it out, hug it out.
Lassiter: I would rather spend all day at the mall with McNab.
S7E3 "Lassie Jerky" (My second favorite episode!)
Shawn: Oh, come on, you might like it if you try it.
Lassiter: I would rather spend the rest of my life at Lilith Fair.
S6E4 "The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap-Man, Issue 2"