Photo of Shawn and Gus, Shawn is taking a phone call

Carlton Lassiter

As for me: I Would Rather be watching Psych.

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Shawn: I know, and that's why I'm here to offer our services.

Lassiter: I'd rather shower with a bear.

S2E15 "Black and Tan: A Crime of Fashion"




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Shawn: Of course, if you're really feeling it, we can hold hands.

Lassiter: I would rather wear those shoes that look like gloves.

Psych 3: This is Gus



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Shawn: Sure you don't wanna tag along?

Lassiter: I would rather adopt a child.

S4E8 "Let's Get Hairy"






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Gus: You want to go home, or you want to go watch your dad hit on that lady doctor for a while?

Shawn: I'd rather dip my jewels in honey, and then go on a bear watch.

S4E15 "The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode"

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Juliet: Look at this letter I found in The Courier from last month.

Lassiter: The Courier? No. I would rather French kiss a hobo than read anything in that rag.

S4E15 "The Head, the Tail, the Whole Damn Episode"








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Shawn: Now, come on, let's hug it out.

Lassiter: I would rather fall in love with a vegan.

S5E14 "The Polarizing Express"







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Shawn: I'm sorry, come on, let's hug it out.

Lassiter: I would rather learn to play the harp.

S6E3 "This Episode Sucks"













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Gus: Lassie? Jules? I've never been so excited to see you ever. Come on, hug it out, hug it out.

Lassiter: I would rather spend all day at the mall with McNab.

S7E3 "Lassie Jerky" (My second favorite episode!)




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Shawn: Oh, come on, you might like it if you try it.

Lassiter: I would rather spend the rest of my life at Lilith Fair.

S6E4 "The Amazing Psych-Man & Tap-Man, Issue 2"